Sunday, February 17, 2013

Jobs blow

Ok... because this blog is only for me due to the uncreative and tedious profile, I haven't written anything for a long long time (not so long but long in internet years, I guess).

So far it has been a sort-of-good-summer, except for the panic attacks and the lil' sleep, I have been able to leave the city with some friends and enjoy Feb. with my boyfriend doing activities... act.. activities... agh it's sounds lame but ACTUALLY it hasn't been lame. For example, today we sold our clothes in a fair and I managed to win enough money to pay for gas and go to the movies (only on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays because it is more cheap). And you (myself) may ask: Why am I in need to "make a buck"? Because, obviously, I am a complete and utter unemployed.

Since I graduated I have only had one job: being a waitress which is a SUPER FUN-TASTIC JOB. You only work on weekends (I mean who needs to go out when you can work?), I have to work 18 hours straight (more money of course) , and drunk old guys love to hit on me... YEIY! Beacuse this job requires so much and has become a challenge for me, I decided it was time to look for grown-up job for a student of English Literature... easy.

My anxiety started some time ago when I saw how my same age friends have been able to find jobs as if they were apples in an apple tree. They all managed to work during January with the possibility of continuing doing things related to their area. If this wasn't enough, my great great awesome boyfriend got called to work for a week correcting some tests. I was expecting to have an apple falling into my head too, but it seems the tree avoids me and only throw fruits into other people's heads. All I want to do is write and win some money on the way but I made the biggest of all when searching: I looked it up on the internet.

And this happened.

I am underqualified for the following jobs:

- Journalism: I don't have a degree.
- Translations: I don't have and M.A.
- Teacher: I don't have the title to be one.
- Secretary: I don't know how to use Office.
- And last but not least, Promoter: I'm not hot.

So, yeah I still don't have a job and looking for jobs suck.

p.s. Sorry future Consuelo, Nobel Prize Winner, for the grammatical errors and over use of ... and ,. You will, eventually, become a good writer.